I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
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You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
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It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I have tasted many bathrooms
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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