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we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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