He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
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Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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