would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Even my vagina gasped.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
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You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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