My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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i drank out of a bidet.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake