I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
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What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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