Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
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he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
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Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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