that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
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You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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