Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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