have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
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I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
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