Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
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But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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