Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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