I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
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i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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