On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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