You were right. It hurts to walk today.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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