Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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