Where is the hickey?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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