I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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