My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
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they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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