This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
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this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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