I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
you traded sex for a burrito?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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