My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
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i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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