rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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