fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
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He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
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dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I think i got beer on your cat.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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