have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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