I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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