Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
even my farts smell like vagina
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
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but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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