weddingsv make me drug and hornr
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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