I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
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So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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