u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
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i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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