just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
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we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
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When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.