why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
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her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline