Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Mom said you looked used
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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