if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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