He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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