Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
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You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
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Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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