I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
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AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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