I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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