that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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