I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
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I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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