did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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