Quick, to the slutcave!
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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