Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
These People Are So Awkward You’ll Get Embarrassed
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
These People Encountered Celebrities in Bizarrely Normal Places
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.