On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
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dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
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he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together