Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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