after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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