On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I cockslap morals
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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