Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
