you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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