I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
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eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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