i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
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I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off