the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
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Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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