READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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