how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Operation Purity has been aborted
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We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
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Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
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